• 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own. — my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

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ofools:

iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

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literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

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textbookxdotcom:

Then we wonder why cats seem so much more intelligent than we are, they are secretly trying to learn how to rule the world.

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Even if you do not possess a pure heart, at least let your speech be pure. — St Isaac of Nineveh (via theorthodoxbritreturns)

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